"Welcome. No seriously, thank you for dropping by. If you're here, it's because you want to judge me and I'm actually fine with that (in this case at least.) It will help me prepare for the beauty pageant I hope to enter someday.Poke around, click on stuff to make it somewhat bigger and easier to read. If you've got questions, comments or just general advice about life, go ahead and leave it in the comments section below each ad. Better still, check out my resume at the very bottom. There you'll find the requisite info for contacting me to offer me a job. Too presumptuous? I sure hope not."
--Logan M. Tanner
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